Tuesday, January 27, 2009

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I ' m single, have never been married, and have no kids of which I am aware. I will be the first to admit that the lack of offspring probably has more to do with my use of alias ' and fake I. D. ' s when dating than it does with my sexual habits. I ' m a firm believer that until you ' re married they don ' t need to know who you really are.

I have no pets, partially because of a bad experience I had with some carnivorous pet mice ( you have to feed those beast every week or they WILL find something to eat ) and partially because I am far too cheap and impoverished to pay the $250 pet deposit required by my apartment complex. If I pay $250 for something it better do more than meow or bark. As for my credentials for teaching this class, I have a high school diploma ( Class of ' 98 represent! ), an impoverished lifestyle, and a credit score that keeps me from opening a bank account, owning a nonprepaid cell phone, or using the Self - Checkout in certain Wal - Mart stores. I also have a certificate of completion from WePassAnyoneU. com Academy of Teaching. It cost me $2. 53.

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